"How Love Inspired the Pearl Harbor Attack"
November 25, 2024Video Details
- Style
- Cinematic
- Genre
- History
- Voice
- Arthur
- Language
- English
Creative Input
Prompt
I was 17, she was 14, we were at the dacha with grandma and grandpa. Well, it was winter, cold, the house had only 2 rooms and a kitchen, well, as a kitchen, it was just a pantry with a stove. That October evening, I went out with my grandfather to chop wood. I chopped, my grandfather carried, having collected some wood and lit the stove, my grandmother began to cook some gruel, my grandfather was watching some kind of sweet drama in the big room, and I went into the small room where my sister was. A couple of weeks ago she had confessed her love to me, we often kissed on the sly and walked around the planting or cemetery. I sat down next to her, she pressed herself against her and said in her ear: "Username, I would like to f... f..., you know, with you." I said okay, but at night when grandpa and grandma would be sleeping. We all had dinner together. And closer to 10 pm, after watching the series, grandpa and grandma fell asleep. We quietly went to the kitchen and I put her on the ottoman. We lay there, stroked each other and kissed each other, 2 hours passed and closer to 12, we finally decided. I undressed her, took off her T-shirt and saw the Japanese fleet there, consisting of 6 aircraft carriers: Akagi, Kaga, Hiryu, Soryu, Shokaku and Zuikaku. And also two battleships: Hiei and Kirishima - appeared on the beam near the island of Oahu in Hawaii. The first strike air force consisted of 50 Zero fighters, 40 torpedo bombers and 81 dive bombers. As a result of this raid, 4 battleships of the American fleet were sunk. Which ships? WHICH SHIPS? Arizona, West Virginia, Oklahoma and Maryland. YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS if you studied at the sixth school. THIS IS A CLASSIC! HOW MANY FIGHTERS? HOW MANY, FIGHTERS, YOU BASTARD? Our army is currently focusing on these officers. At least these few who are screwing the Americans. You need to know this, you piece of shit. AH! COME HERE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Okay, now they'll bring you some tea, we'll continue, continue, continue... You may be a complete idiot, but... I think this information will be useful to you, at least for the next hour.
Script
Did you know that the infamous Pearl Harbor attack was actually inspired by a romantic and awkward encounter, well sort of, in a small dacha house, a guy's 14-year-old sister confessed her love to him, and after a night of romance, he suddenly imagines a strategic battle, he envisions the Japanese fleet invading Hawaii, with 50 Zero fighters, 40 torpedo bombers, and 81 dive bombers, sinking four American battleships, including the Arizona, West Virginia, Oklahoma, and Maryland, talk about a weird combination of love, war, and strategy.