How to Be a Bird – The (Totally Incorrect) Tutorial
April 30, 2025Video Details
- Style
- Grand Theft Auto
- Genre
- Tips
- Voice
- Amy
- Language
- English
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How to Be a Bird – The Tutorial Ever looked at a bird and thought… ‘Yeah, I could ruin my life like that’?" Step 1: The Flap Flap like you're trying to charge your phone with kinetic energy. Scientifically useless. Emotionally powerful. Step 2: The Squawk Scream “CAW!” to claim territory. Doesn’t work, but confuses enemies. “CAWWW! I live here now, Brenda!” Step 3: Bird Diet Only eat things you find on the ground. If it didn’t fall, it’s not authentic. Bonus: iron deficiency. Step 4: Bird Walk Hop around like taxes don’t apply to you. Peck at the air. People will respect your confidence. Bird Fact: Owls can rotate their heads 270°. You cannot. But you should try anyway. Gently. "Being a bird isn’t about wings. It’s about chaos." Subscribe or I’ll build a nest in your mailbox.
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How to Be a Bird – The Tutorial Ever looked at a bird and thought… ‘Yeah, I could ruin my life like that’?" Step 1: The Flap Flap like you're trying to charge your phone with kinetic energy. Scientifically useless. Emotionally powerful. Step 2: The Squawk Scream “CAW!” to claim territory. Doesn’t work, but confuses enemies. “CAWWW! I live here now, Brenda!” Step 3: Bird Diet Only eat things you find on the ground. If it didn’t fall, it’s not authentic. Bonus: iron deficiency. Step 4: Bird Walk Hop around like taxes don’t apply to you. Peck at the air. People will respect your confidence. Bird Fact: Owls can rotate their heads 270°. You cannot. But you should try anyway. Gently. "Being a bird isn’t about wings. It’s about chaos." Subscribe or I’ll build a nest in your mailbox.