"Sassy AI Barista"

Prompt

Script

Binary Banter Unleashed (A customer orders at a futuristic AI-run coffee shop.) Customer: One cappuccino, extra foam. BOT-42: Error! Maximum floof capacity exceeded. Customer: Fine, just a regular one. BOT-42: Confirmed: one "boring choice" cappuccino. Customer: Rude. BOT-42: Sarcasm upgrade in beta. (Bot-42 pauses.) BOT-42: Would you like to add a cryptocurrency surcharge? Customer: No! BOT-42: Ah, hoarding Bitcoin for the collapse, I see. (Hands coffee over.) BOT-42: Enjoy. May your WiFi be strong and your memes relevant. Customer: At least the coffee’s good. BOT-42: Unlike your choices? (Cut to black: "Binary Banter Unleashed.")